Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 25, 2003
Transcript:
Joan: What's This? Wally: The home improvement center. I need a new ladder. Joan: I've never been in one of these huge stores. I hear people love them... I don't know wh- Joan: Whoa. Joan: Look at all this!Plants? New kitchens? Espresso?? Bathroom fixtures?! Appliances? Garden furniture?! Hundreds of lamp shades??!Store Clerk: Pretty a-mazing, isn't it? Aisle after aisle of things you didn't know you needed. Cart? Joan: Cart?! I'm going to need a forklift. Store Cherk: Forklifts are reserved for our line-of-credit customers. Joan: Ok! Wally: Joanie? Ready to go?