Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 02, 2003
Transcript:
Wally: Wow - New Year's Eve and we both have wonderful women in our lives. Wally: And yet we're sitting in a bar alone. Officer Jackson: How did we manage to tick them off so early in the evening? Wally: It might be time for a "New Year's Resolution." Officer Jackson: I wouldn't know where to begin. Wally: It's their drink special. Officer Jackson: We'll take two.