Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 09, 1999
Transcript:
Alix: Why do Wally and Aunt Joan want to get married? Val: Because they love each other. Alix: Do you love Officer Jackson? Vla: Well...I - Alix: If you did would you marry him? 'Cause then we could all live together and you could have more babies! Val: Um, Alix? Alix: I didn't know men had hot flashes.
My young friend’s little boy asked her if a clerk at the checkout counter could be their sperm donor because he wanted a little brother and his own father had run off.