Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 16, 1998
Transcript:
Officer Jackson: This is the second time I've stopped you this month. Why is that? Val: Quotas? Officer Jackson: You need to slow down! Why are you in such a hurry?? In fact, why is everyone in such a hurry?! Why are we all so stressed? Why can't we just slow down... and breathe... and "be here now"..? Val: So... you're a zen cop? Officer Jackson: Go. And may the force be with you.
Why can’t I ever be stopped by a zen cop?