Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 19, 1998
Transcript:
Val: Rena, I have a HUGE deadline. Can you answer my phone for a couple of hours? Rena: Sure. What should I tell your kids if they call? Val: -Yes, they can eat the cookies... - No, they can't watch TV... - No, they can't go to the mall... - Yes, you apply pressure directly to the wound to stop the bleeding. Rena: My biological clock just quit ticking. Val: I'm kidding! Just have them call 911.