Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 16, 1996
Transcript:
Host: I thought monsieur was here on a date. Wally: She's walking the baby. Host: Madame did not eat her meal! Was eet unacceptable?? Wally: It was fine but her son needed attention. Host: Zee little boy's meal seems to be all over zee floor. Not to worry. We will happily clean eet up. Wally: Happily? Host: As monsieur will happily leave a very beeg tip.
always a catch