Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 20, 1996
Transcript:
Val: So. You combed through all the personals, found one that sounded perfect, and when you called it was Wally, next door. Joan: It was so embarrassing. Val: "This one is perfect," you said. I heard you. What are you going to do? Joan: What can I do? I have to go out with him again. Val: How awful to spend an entire evening with a gentleman who likes you for exactly who you are... Joan: Where have all the great men gone??
I know these are old and I know what happens but I still have to say shut up and open your eyes Joan! I usually reserve these for Cathy but eyeroll!