Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 11, 1996

Transcript:

Joan: Val, I know you think Wally is perfect for me. But trust me, he just isn't right. Val: Fine. Sit home. Joan: I've got a better idea, The "Friendship Hotline." Val: Oh good, Joan. You'd rather take a chance on a complete stranger who refers to himself as "class act" and "forty-ish." What does "forty-ish" mean, anyway? He forgot his exact birth year?? Joan: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Val: Right. "SWF" seeks "SWM" who would never run one of these stupid ads.