Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 30, 1995
Transcript:
Holly: What does Mom think TV is so bad?! Alix: I dunno. What time is it? Holly: 14 minutes to Oprah, and 194 minutes to "Jeopardy." Alix: Hey! That means it's 254 minutes to the "Simpsons"! Holly: 284 minutes to "Grace"! Alix: And 758 minutes to morning cartoons! Val: Watching TV has improved your math skills?? Holly and Alix: Yes!! It's incredible!