Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells
- November 23, 2012
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Somewhere in this great nation is a top-secret government agency in charge of providing aid to America's nonhuman citizenry. Perpetually overworked and underpaid, these dedicated civil servants soldier on with a dedication exceeded only by their respective passions for heavy rifles, stylish footwear, and good sturdy squeaky toys. They're not our country's best nor our country's brightest, but to all the lost and lonely creations of misguided science wandering the wild places of this country, they are a beacon of minimum-wage hope. This is their story.
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Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago
“Hol mir ein Bier” is like “Erschlag dein Herr”?
capnLaz
said, 6 months ago
Ja!
cdward said, 6 months ago
@Nabuquduriuzhur
Or perhaps “Töte dein Herr” – I don’t know, they’re dogs. It all sounds the same to them.
infiniterealities said, 6 months ago
“My nipples explode with delight!”
3hourtour
said, 6 months ago
..mmm..I think they are barking up the wrong tree…or maybe these are computer dogs and their bark is worse than their byte…
Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago
Maybe their pronunciation was off.
Darwinskeeper said, 6 months ago
Just as expected…
Michael Farren
said, 6 months ago
Enough beers, and see how your pronunciation is.
Stephen Gilberg
said, 6 months ago
His hovercraft is full of eels.
ckham said, 6 months ago
Actually, an old Far Side cartoon from Gary Larson summed up what dogs actually hear….
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sluggerotoole/153603564/