Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for March 23, 2018
Transcript:
Elder: Do babies have a soul. Young girl: No, of course not. They can't dance and they have no sense of rhythm. Frenson: I have seen bears that can dance. Do they have souls? Elder: No! You're retarted for even asking, Frenson. Mr. Endive: How about dogs? Dogs can dance if you hold their paws. Elder: Good question, Mr. Endive! For the answer. lets ask this cat. Cat: No.
Cats have souls, they are our guardians against the Old Ones. Cat scratch fever to us is a near death blow to them. Cats have souls and know how to use them. Though humans think they have souls, though science has yet to find one exactly. But if we learn how to use our souls we would be quite powerful beings that we think we are.
In the mean time be kind to cats, they protect your soul…