Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, 11 months ago

    Bull-terrier for sale – eats anything – loves kids.
    The old classic jokes are the best.

  2. M2MM

    M2MM said, 11 months ago

    I like Leopold’s mug. :P

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Even on an old joke, a Scary Gary turn is a gem! After-dinner coffee, anyone?

  4. WebSpider

    WebSpider said, 11 months ago

    And on that note, I wonder how Leo’s shark is doing…

  5. opentomeet

    opentomeet GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    For decades, when asked if I liked children, I have been answering “I love children, especially barbecued”. I didn’t get a lot of dates from family oriented ladies.

  6. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I like children – fried.
    W. C. Fields
    Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
    W. C. Fields

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    Delete this abomination and try again. Make sure of the dimensions. I’ll report it so that it can be removed immediately.

  8. listmom

    listmom said, 11 months ago

    Do I like children?
    Yes I do.
    Boiled, broiled or in a stew.

    — Shel Silverstein (if memory serves)

  9. swr

    swr said, 11 months ago

    @J. Short

    I always heard the line as, “I love children, they’re delisious if cooked right, par boiled is best”

  10. swr

    swr said, 11 months ago

    @listmom

    this from the author of “the giving tree” “Leonardo the Lion that shot back”, “a light in the attic” and “where the sidewalk ends” of course he also did songs, like “number” bobby bare, “boy named sue” johnny cash, "cover of the rolling stone and slyivas mother for Dr Hook, and who could forget polly and her pony at the porno flicks. and cartoonist for playboy.

  11. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, 11 months ago

    @WebSpider

    The Shark is pampered! Eats Sweetmeats and Kid Knee.

  12. Linda Esler

    Linda Esler GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Reminds me of what was said about Robert Bloch, that he had the heart of a small boy. He kept it in a jar on his desk.

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    Like kids, but I can’t have kids. Too much genetic damage from Hanford to even think of trying. If I ever get married, I hope she’s open to adoption rather than the usual route.

  14. toonataco

    toonataco said, 11 months ago

    everyone tastes better with HUY FONG Sriracha! I mean everything..yes everything..

  15. shytimes2

    shytimes2 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Ahhh! Short Ribs!!

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