Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

    Leo probably slipped him something.
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    Since he supposedly has no functioning internal organs, what good is a doc?

  2. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    he’ll be there for 24 hours with that complaint… the guys behind him with missing limbs will go before him in 10 hours. its called triage.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    @chireef

    Basically true. But Gary may be turned away after 24 hours if his insurance doesn’t cover tummy aches….

  4. ronald rini

    ronald rini said, about 2 years ago

    wait he does not work so he is getting medicare so did he get a ambulance to drive him there

  5. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 2 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    He will have functioning internal organs. It’s just that, although he was previously a haemovore, he won’t have been born that way. He has been seen eating and drinking in the strip.

  6. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 2 years ago

    Has Leo been hanging around outside the hospital relieving people of their limbs, again?

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

    re: pcolli

    good point. He must have something that works. Maybe the doctor (in one of the older strips) was exaggerating when he said Gary had no functioning internal organs.

  8. cdward

    cdward said, about 2 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    Actually, he’ll be turned to ash if he’s there long enough for the sun to come up. On the bright side, his tummy won’t hurt anymore.

  9. WebSpider

    WebSpider said, about 2 years ago

    Gary might have to use the vampire whammy to get past the insurance requirements.

  10. What-D-Hey

    What-D-Hey said, about 2 years ago

    He’s got a boo-boo.

  11. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Leopold missed the buffet.

  12. algurka

    algurka said, about 2 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    But after waiting around 24 hrs with all the real sickies, Gary will have contracted some disease from them, which his insurance company (or Medicare, he is old enough!) will cover.

  13. ProfessorKid

    ProfessorKid said, about 2 years ago

    Maybe it was someone he ate…. ; ))

  14. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 2 years ago

    I had a split skull, various wounds (still bleeding), concussion, shock and was drifting in and out of consciousness – I had to wait for more that 4 hours. Trust me to get mugged on a Saturday night when all the treatment was going to drunkards and hooligans.

  15. rebecca Turner

    rebecca Turner GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    maybe thats why his tummy hurts. He has been eating food and not just drinking blood! could be the whole problem and it finally caught up with him.. lol

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