Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 28, 2009

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Amanda says, "So, what brings you two here today?" Mort says, "Sadie's been cheating on me." Mort says, "She's been having clandestine arguments with Beetle Bailey, Hagar the Horrible, countless other low characters." Amanda says, "I hate Mondays." Mort says, "Wait, were you with Garfield?!" Sadie says, "Cheap."