Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    damn, i thought it was a lolli,pop

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 10 months ago

    Not 5 seconds. it varies based on what the food is. A piece of broccoli, one millisecond. A candy bar, hours.

  3. YokohamaMama

    YokohamaMama said, 10 months ago

    And yet they pee in their water. Five-second rule moot.

  4. emptc12

    emptc12 said, 10 months ago

    @YokohamaMama

    That’s why W.C. Fields refused to drink water.

  5. stang119

    stang119 said, 10 months ago

    And he remembers that’s his son because…

  6. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, 10 months ago

    @stang119

    Because he’s the dad and he said so and he doesn’t need a reason. It’s a long held parental tradition!

  7. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, 10 months ago

    @emptc12

    Not exactly. The reason I read was because “Fish f@$k in it.”

  8. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 10 months ago

    1, 2, 3… Huh?

  9. robolt

    robolt said, 10 months ago

    Sucker sucker.

  10. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 10 months ago

    Goldfish do not have only three second memories, and can actually be trained.

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