Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    damn, i thought it was a lolli,pop

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    Not 5 seconds. it varies based on what the food is. A piece of broccoli, one millisecond. A candy bar, hours.

  3. YokohamaMama

    YokohamaMama said, about 1 year ago

    And yet they pee in their water. Five-second rule moot.

  4. emptc12

    emptc12 said, about 1 year ago

    @YokohamaMama

    That’s why W.C. Fields refused to drink water.

  5. stang119

    stang119 said, about 1 year ago

    And he remembers that’s his son because…

  6. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, about 1 year ago

    @stang119

    Because he’s the dad and he said so and he doesn’t need a reason. It’s a long held parental tradition!

  7. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, about 1 year ago

    @emptc12

    Not exactly. The reason I read was because “Fish f@$k in it.”

  8. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, about 1 year ago

    1, 2, 3… Huh?

  9. robolt

    robolt said, about 1 year ago

    Sucker sucker.

  10. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, about 1 year ago

    Goldfish do not have only three second memories, and can actually be trained.

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