Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. robolt

    robolt said, 2 months ago

    Peeved pachyderm.

  2. Jarett

    Jarett said, 2 months ago

    I wholeheartedly disagree. He does indeed have a spare tire… around the middle.

  3. Ron Gee

    Ron Gee said, 2 months ago

    It’s like asking the British cowboy if he has a spare in his boot.

  4. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 2 months ago

    A trunk call.

  5. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 2 months ago

    He won’t forget this either.

  6. emptc12

    emptc12 said, 2 months ago

    Not carrying a spare? Is he peanuts? What a dumbo!

  7. Jim Pallas

    Jim Pallas said, 2 months ago

    2 trunks?! I get it. An implied pun. Shame on Rubin.

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago

    yeah, just outside tuscaloosa. can’t miss me. puce pomegranate and fuschia pachyderm. i won’t forget this!

  9. Danielmlib

    Danielmlib said, 2 months ago

    What if lightening up of vehicles makes the automakers delete the spare tire and jacks. What if the owners are then stuck with a blowout and when they try to call for help what if there is spotty cell phone coverage in the area and end up walking to the nearest building to convince the property owners to lend them the phone to call for help. What if instead the property owners press trespassing charges.

  10. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 2 months ago

    Everyone ignores the elephant in the Renault

  11. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, 2 months ago

    @Danielmlib

    What if we lived in a world where people didn’t ask “what if?”

  12. whmIII

    whmIII said, 2 months ago

    @Digital Frog

    There is a big one in DC…

  13. Karaboo2

    Karaboo2 said, 2 months ago

    She’s always got that phone stuck in her ear.

  14. Tigger

    Tigger said, 2 months ago

    How many Elephants can you fit in a VW Beetle Bug?

    Answer: 9 one in the front seat, one in the back seat, and on in each trunk.

  15. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon said, 2 months ago

    Prolly just has junk in his trunk.

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