Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. chrwest

    chrwest said, 5 months ago

    Shouldn’t it be the other way around? People pray and the god you pray to dump on you!

  2. prfesser

    prfesser said, 5 months ago

    I’m not sure if I get it.
    ?
    And I’m REALLY not sure I want to, either.

  3. pinkx

    pinkx said, 5 months ago

    typical prayer results

  4. le-roy

    le-roy said, 5 months ago

    @prfesser

    It’s not that hard – the guy apparently mis-read the plaque identifying which god he was visiting. He probably saw FERT and stopped reading.

  5. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 5 months ago

    Wouldn’t this joke have worked just as well with a human running to the bathroom?

  6. runar

    runar said, 5 months ago

    @Stephen Gilberg

    Human waste doesn’t make very good fertilizer unless it’s processed.

  7. runar

    runar said, 5 months ago

    When you get on your knees to pray, you put yourself in the perfect position for someone to come along and kick you in the butt.

  8. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, 5 months ago

    @runar

    Mental note to self: Eat no veggies from Gilberg’s garden

  9. jmo328

    jmo328 said, 5 months ago

    Where do you think the sludge from treatment plants goes, down the toilet? The Milwaukee WWTP markets a fertilizer called Milorginite, people have put it on their lawns and had tomato plants start growing.

  10. chireef

    chireef said, 5 months ago

    if you think that Milorginite is weird you should see what Soylent Green is made of!

  11. robolt

    robolt said, 5 months ago

    Doo-doo deity.

  12. omwae

    omwae said, 5 months ago

    found it, babe.

    the judge leaked this confidential material to a group of young people and basically said if you can find it you can have it.

    it’s public policy and she was in complete violation for doing so. Apparently the city already took a loss for her lack of ethics.

    HERE’S THE BANDAID. Hopefully, this will help the council back on track for the 2015 re-estimation.

    I think all the auditors will need is this very criptic comment that i have calculated the theft and loss of gain to be at:

    Conformity – 38 – HURF -SAZ-0034 = CONCURRENT TO 2013 PROJECTIONS FROM 1989 DATA – ENCRYTED.

    HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS AND I HOPE THIS GETS A FEW PAPERS OFF THE TABLE SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

  13. Seeker149

    Seeker149 said, 5 months ago

    I’m pretty sure it was supposed to be “oh great god of fertilizer …er, fertility.” Might have also worked better with the cow not running by till the second panel.

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