Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, almost 2 years ago

    …rum soaked fruit cake, that is.

  2. Alpha Delta

    Alpha Delta said, almost 2 years ago

    You married him.

  3. mikefive

    mikefive said, almost 2 years ago

    Fruitcake! Nooooooo!

  4. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Paul Smith
    I think they are dried fruit, soaked in a sugary mixture, then formed into a ball.
    Me, I’ll just settle for a Tootsie Roll Pop.

  5. prfesser

    prfesser said, almost 2 years ago

    I like fruitcake. Why do people always pick on fruitcake? Collins St. Bakery in Texas makes the best fruitcake on earth. (Not spam – the truth. No spam in fruitcake).

    I gave a relative a fruitcake for Christmas one year, and the guy just stood there looking like “Hey, did I piss you off somehow?”

  6. missjunebug

    missjunebug said, almost 2 years ago

    I’m glad you like the Collins Street Bakery fruitcake, I do not but I like a recipe that I make that has no citron in it. Just pecans, Candied pineapple and cherries, dates and just enough flour, sugar and eggs to hold it together.

  7. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, almost 2 years ago

    @prfesser

    one of the finest fruit cakes on the market. :)

  8. danketaz

    danketaz GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    sugarplums are plum-flavored hard candies.

  9. pinkx

    pinkx said, almost 2 years ago

    Sugar, ah honey honey
    You are my candy girl
    And you’ve got me wanting you.
    Honey, ah sugar sugar
    You are my candy girl
    And you’ve got me wanting you.
    I just can’t believe the loveliness of loving you
    (I just can’t believe it’s true)
    I just can’t believe the one to love this feeling to.
    (I just can’t believe it’s true)
    Ah sugar, ah honey honey
    You are my candy girl
    And you’ve got me wanting you.
    Ah honey, ah sugar sugar
    You are my candy girl
    And you’ve got me wanting you.
    When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
    (I know how sweet a kiss can be)
    Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
    (Pour your sweetness over me)
    Sugar, pour a little sugar on it honey,
    Pour a little sugar on it baby
    I’m gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
    Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah
    Pour a little sugar on it honey,
    Pour a little sugar on it baby
    I’m gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
    Pour a little sugar on it honey,
    Ah sugar, ah honey honey
    You are my candy girl
    And you’ve got me wanting you.
    Oh honey, honey, sugar sugar ..
    You are my candy girl ..

  10. phyllis  bear

    phyllis bear said, almost 2 years ago

    yum yum

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