Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 12 months ago

    He’s only a spell check away from success.

  2. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 12 months ago

    Use an erasable marker.

  3. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 12 months ago

    @

    I didn’t know Curly said that…I always thought it was just a dirty ditty.
    Learn something new everyday.

  4. PICTO

    PICTO said, 12 months ago

    @

    “If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed”-Curly Howard.

    I know a girl who followed that maxim ,to her great suck-cess.

  5. J. Short

    J. Short said, 12 months ago

    Writer’s cinder block.

  6. Francis Lapeyre

    Francis Lapeyre said, 12 months ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is NOT for you.

  7. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, 12 months ago

    @J. Short

    Beautiful punmanship!

  8. Jo Jo  Da Bulldog

    Jo Jo Da Bulldog said, 12 months ago

    His spelling suks, sux, ah hell it stinks !!

  9. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 12 months ago

    …that’s more literate than the “texting” version.

  10. dfrechet

    dfrechet said, 12 months ago

    As they said on Larry’s Country Diner: if you try to fail and succeed, are you a success, or a failure?

  11. DryGrub Willie

    DryGrub Willie said, 12 months ago

    Well, lines 2, 3 and 4 equate to “try, try, again.”

  12. rw1h

    rw1h said, 12 months ago

    ……..try following the written instructions.

  13. dbethke_1959

    dbethke_1959 said, 12 months ago

    “If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No point being an idiot about it.”

  14. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 12 months ago

    Quit while your behind.

  15. TheWildSow

    TheWildSow said, 12 months ago

    If at first you don’t fricasee,
    Fry, fry a hen

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