Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for April 30, 1999
Transcript:
Rose cooks dinner. Pasquale holds a box of cookies. Rose says, "The person who goes to the store and buys the food and cooks the dinner.." Rose says, "Gets to decide who can have a cookie and when!" Pasquale looks at the package. Pasquale says, "It doesn't say that on the cookie package!" Rose says, "they'd sell more cookies if it did!"