Rogue Symmetry by Derrick Wood

Rogue Symmetry

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  1. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 8 months ago

    The butterfly’s pissed at the truck. No little saviors should be hit by a truck guy who pry peed out the window, not looking at the butterfly.

  2. twist3dmiz3ry

    twist3dmiz3ry said, 8 months ago

    Awe poor poor butterfly :(..

  3. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 8 months ago

    @derrick
    .
    You have a mind that no one could spend 15 minutes in without coming out a raving lunatic.
    Just like mine!
    Snerk
    .
    BTW – sent you an email

  4. Buzza Wuzza

    Buzza Wuzza said, 8 months ago

    cool

  5. Lisa 4romMpls

    Lisa 4romMpls said, 8 months ago

    I didn’t know Derrick was a poet! Poor little winged thing :-(

  6. Dry

    Dry said, 8 months ago

    Oh dear! :-(

  7. Dave Hussell

    Dave Hussell said, 8 months ago

    Inspiring, cute, sick, and funny all at the same time.


    Comes to mind a poem my sister and her friends use to recite when they were in high school. Author unknown:


    Little birdie with the yellow bill,
    Sitting on my window sill.


    I coaxed him in with a piece of bread,
    Then I stomped his f****ing head!

  8. Ron

    Ron said, 8 months ago

    Just you wait until the ambulance chasers get involved. Then you’ll see poetry in action!

  9. RIPSRV

    RIPSRV said, 8 months ago

    That was wonderfully twisted. Love it

  10. Shikamoo

    Shikamoo said, 8 months ago

    @Dave Hussell

    Uncalled for.

  11. Shikamoo

    Shikamoo said, 8 months ago

    That’s life for you, eh, Derrick? Happiness gets smashed by a truck.

  12. Max Garcia

    Max Garcia said, 8 months ago

    I was captivated and then BAM! I really laughed out loud! Great work Derrick

  13. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry said, 8 months ago

    @Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Wow, pee’d on my happiness.
    Our NFL DOMINATED last weekend!

  14. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry said, 8 months ago

    @twist3dmiz3ry

    Yeah, he was pretty too. This is partly a true story

  15. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry said, 8 months ago

    @Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Haha, I wish could spend 15 minutes outside my mind!!!

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