Another unleavened joke for your Passover (in)digestion:
A Jewish man wants to know if it’s permissible to have sex with his wife on Shabbat (the Sabbath). Working is prohibited on that day, so the question was, is sex work or play? The town’s rabbi being temporarily unavailable, he approaches the Parish priest.
“Father,” asks the Jew, “Is sex work or play?”
“Oh, it’s most definitely work, my son,” says the priest. So the man goes away, but then stops and says to himself, Wait a minute – this guy isn’t even married! What does he know about sex? So he asks the Baptist preacher the same question.
“Sex? Of course it’s work!” replies the minister. But as the man leaves, he notices the one child the preacher and his wife have, and thinks, Well, this guy is definitely not overworked – but that answer still doesn’t feel right.
Finally the rabbi is available. The Jewish man has to ask him, too: “Rabbi, is sex work or play?”
“Why, it’s play. Definitely play!”
“But, rabbi, the priest and the preacher both said sex is work. How can you be so sure?”
The rabbi answers, “Because if it were work, my wife would have the maid do it.”
Another unleavened joke for your Passover (in)digestion:
A Jewish man wants to know if it’s permissible to have sex with his wife on Shabbat (the Sabbath). Working is prohibited on that day, so the question was, is sex work or play? The town’s rabbi being temporarily unavailable, he approaches the Parish priest.
“Father,” asks the Jew, “Is sex work or play?”
“Oh, it’s most definitely work, my son,” says the priest. So the man goes away, but then stops and says to himself, Wait a minute – this guy isn’t even married! What does he know about sex? So he asks the Baptist preacher the same question.
“Sex? Of course it’s work!” replies the minister. But as the man leaves, he notices the one child the preacher and his wife have, and thinks, Well, this guy is definitely not overworked – but that answer still doesn’t feel right.
Finally the rabbi is available. The Jewish man has to ask him, too: “Rabbi, is sex work or play?”
“Why, it’s play. Definitely play!”
“But, rabbi, the priest and the preacher both said sex is work. How can you be so sure?”
The rabbi answers, “Because if it were work, my wife would have the maid do it.”