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   templo SUD said, 5 months ago

   No thanks for me bathing in crude oil. (How long is Mr. Nguyen’s hair now? Shouldn’t his mustache and beard be long and uncut as well?)
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   AussieDownUnder said, 5 months ago

   How do you know you have hypnotised a pig? Maybe it has already relaxed and grown comfortable with the dork veterinarian’s antics.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

   ‘I can put bricks to sleep.’
   ‘How about that brick?"
   ’It’s already asleep’
   ‘How can you tell?’
   ‘Well, it’s not moving, is it?’
   (Monty Python skit.)
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   win said, 5 months ago

   You can hypnotize a pig but it’s still a pig.
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   roscoedog55 said, 5 months ago

   Coal tar shampoo is an old dandruff treatment. You smell like a telephone pole days.
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   SeaFox10 said, 5 months ago

   I measure pigs stress level by how much grease drips off the bacon!
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   tom_wright said, 5 months ago

   Now that’s some weird s—t!
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   phritzg said, 5 months ago

   A friend of mine tried to hypnotize a pig once, but his ex-wife just wouldn’t go under.
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   Buggerlugs said, 5 months ago

   After you hypnotize it can you make it quack like a duck?
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    Puddleglum2 said, 5 months ago

    ‘Oil’ pass on that one!
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    Puddleglum2 said, 5 months ago

    Some people go to great lengths to get attention.
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    Puddleglum2 said, 5 months ago

    @AmyGrantfan51774,
    I clicked on the x but nothing came up!
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    Marvin3 said, 5 months ago

    Pig, you are now a dog. “Boink”
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    AmyGrantfan51774 said, 5 months ago

    that piece about Nguyen Van Chien not cutting his hair for 70 years was interesting
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    Bobzilla said, 5 months ago

    @roscoedog55

    Try Glover’s Mange Cure.
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