Comments (18) (Please sign in to comment)

1. 

   roscoedog55 said, 9 months ago

   Who won?
2. 

   Red_Fez said, 9 months ago

   Lopping off heads: a way of life… such a peaceful people.
3. 

   zoidknight said, 9 months ago

   @GoldenRoya

   Carry a pistol. And shoot the executioner.
4. 

   zoidknight said, 9 months ago

   I wonder if we can institute such a policy for Senators and the President?
5. 

   nighthawks said, 9 months ago

   my, such violent tendencies from a culture dedicated to the manufacture of footstools
6. 

   Paul Smith said, 9 months ago

   @zoidknight

   Only if we hire Usain Bolt to be the executioner.
7. 

   runar said, 9 months ago

   Paul Ryan only claimed he could outrun that executioner – in less than three hours, yet.
8. 

   CrimsonFoxx said, 9 months ago

   I heard about the guy who punched the shark away before, he punched it right in the gills so that it became winded enough that it had to release him and swim away in order to breathe.
9. 

   Stephen Gilberg said, 9 months ago

   @Paul Smith

   Or heck, why not Chuck Engle?
10. 

    phritzg said, 9 months ago

    @zoidknight

    Can we add a category for governors? I’d pay to see Governor Christie run a marathon.
11. 

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 9 months ago

    @nighthawks

    Heheh, gotcha!
12. 

    Chikuku said, 9 months ago

    Punch the shark right on the nose!!!
13. 

    Chikuku said, 9 months ago

    Always chased by the Federales;

    But they’ve eaten too many tamales.
14. 

    comicnut4636 said, 9 months ago

    @Chikuku

    I’ve heard that works on some sharks…but I’m not volunteering to find out!!
15. 

    Jim Kleinhans said, 9 months ago

    Feets don’t fail me now.
16. Load the rest of the comments (3).