Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 04, 2015
Transcript:
Narrator: Rip has beat up a bunch of baddies who tried to capture Cobra! Man: You will not leave this island-alive! Man 2: That was the pirate queen! Man: Congratulations, first mate obvious. I'm promoting you to captain! Man 1: If master finds out you let her slip through our fingers- we won't have fingers much longer! Man 2: Find them! My fingers are my best feature! Don't forget your crocks! We don't need another outbreak of swamp foot! Rip Haywire: Mercenaries are on our trail-we're only seconds ahead of 'em! A raft! From the smell of those goons. They won't come near water. We'll follow the current-at any minute, they could spot us and finish us off! (sigh) it just doesn't get any better than this! Here we are, Cobra. In the thick of it again.