Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 27, 2015

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: You know, pal, I've been in a lot of death matches. And I've won 'em all. It's not too late to give up. You could still walk out of here with most of your face! Man: Take the girl. Let the piranhas have the man! Rip Haywire: Not so fast, Karnov! Man: ARRGH! Rip Haywire: Fatso here for Cobra! It's a fair trade! Man: You've destroyed his chances at a soccer career! He'd rather die! Glenn, c'mon! Remember when I saved you. In the Congo? Man 2: Aw geez, Suki. Sometimes I wish you had just let the monster apes eat me! Narrator: Tip has beat up a bunch of baddies who tried to capture Cobra! Man: You will not leave this island-alive!