Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson

Rip Haywire

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  1. John Russell

    John Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    what happened?

  2. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 1 year ago

    Haole? Rip’s in Hawaii?

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @Kali39

    Or Shangrila?

  4. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, over 1 year ago

    I’ve tried translating “Haole” using the IM translator, but it translates nothing!

  5. ajr58

    ajr58 said, over 1 year ago

    Haole (pron.: /ˈhaʊliː/; Hawaiian [ˈhɔule]), in the Hawaiian language, is generally used to refer to an individual that fits one (or more) of the following: “White person, American, Englishman, Caucasian; American, English; formerly, any foreigner; foreign, introduced, of foreign origin, as plants, pigs, chickens”.1 The origins of the word predate the 1778 arrival of Captain James Cook (which is the generally accepted date of first contact with westerners), as recorded in several chants stemming from antiquity.

  6. mntim

    mntim said, over 1 year ago

    Would the pain of Rip’s life experiences equal the pain of having twelve kids? Good question.

  7. malpot

    malpot said, over 1 year ago

    I could give her that the pain of the 1st kid would be an unknown beforehand. And my wife certainly felt some pain.

    The 2nd kid, well sometimes you just can’t help those ;-) But things were easier!

    The 3rd kid, well she should start taking some responsibility for her choice to continue bringing on the pain, and the baby path has been cleared so the pain should be much less.

    By the 12th kid she could have stopped having kids a long time ago, and the path is now officially a freeway so there should be no pain or trouble anymore.

  8. malpot

    malpot said, over 1 year ago

    Now those arrows… They keep causing all sorts of new problems each and every time.

  9. Taz

    Taz said, over 1 year ago

    My wife used to say that men would only know true pain once we had squirted a 10 pound ham out our butts…

  10. Taz

    Taz said, over 1 year ago

    TNT must have found the snausages stash back on the boat…

  11. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, over 1 year ago

    The setting looks like a 1940’s jungle movie.
    The dialogue sounds like a 2010’s suburb.
    LOVE IT!

  12. mntim

    mntim said, over 1 year ago

    The pain of childbirth does not end with childbirth. It lasts until you finish paying for college.

  13. Jerry Carlson

    Jerry Carlson said, over 1 year ago

    A friend from Iowa married a Filipino. The host of a show they went to in Hawaii said their children would be Haolepinos.

  14. Veridian

    Veridian said, over 1 year ago

    @Taz

    “…My friend Carol Burnett described what childbirth feels like. She Said : Grab your Bottom lip…And Stretch it…Over your Head…”

    Bill Cosby
    RE : your original comment…Well, I won’t be eating any Club Sandwiches anytime Soon…… :-)

  15. Ushindi

    Ushindi GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I had two kids – didn’t hurt a bit. Can’t speak for my ex, of course.

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