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Rip Haywire

By Dan Thompson
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Apr 20, 2009
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Narrator: Cobra falls into the clutches of ferocious fiends. 
Guard: Talk! Where's Haywire's extraction point? 
Cobra Carson: N-not water-boarding! 
Guard: We have newsworthy ways of making you talk. 
Cobra Carson: Bring on the H2O! 
Guard: Better! A DVD film festival... of every Matthew McConaughey movie ever made.
Apr 22, 2009
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