Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 12, 2017
March 11, 2017
March 13, 2017
Transcript:
Woman: What time is your flight tomorrow? Woman: 9am. Woman: oh. Is your husband one of those people who insists on getting to the airport really early? Woman: You could say that. By the way, where is he? Woman: At the gate.
Why is this the husband? I’ll tell you why: when my wife (ex) always tried to squeeze out a few more minutes of vacation, arriving at airport with just enough time for her and kids to race to the gate, who had to stay behind and miss the flight to return the rental car? You’re damn right, it was me!
Why is this the husband? I’ll tell you why: when my wife (ex) always tried to squeeze out a few more minutes of vacation, arriving at airport with just enough time for her and kids to race to the gate, who had to stay behind and miss the flight to return the rental car? You’re damn right, it was me!