Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich

Real Life Adventures

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 2 years ago

    Everyday occurrence

  2. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, almost 2 years ago

    People are carrying guns for just such an occasion.

  3. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, almost 2 years ago

    You are right gmartin, this is a real dumb trick…nothing funny about taking a parking space you know someone else is going for and have been waiting for…

  4. cdward

    cdward said, almost 2 years ago

    @Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    True, and then get blown away for rudeness.

  5. Bears

    Bears GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Legs. Use ’em or lose ’em.

  6. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, almost 2 years ago

    @Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Oh yeah right. You see these people waiting for a spot, blocking the flow of traffic, and inconveniencing others and we should have consideration for their rude behavior?

  7. pksampso

    pksampso said, almost 2 years ago

    If this guy survives long enough, he’ll become the old-timer in this little story. Karma is such a bitch…and so patient.

  8. waykirk

    waykirk said, almost 2 years ago

    I always try to park way out in the parking lot. Sometimes no matter what, when I get back, I am surrounded by the ##ing giant SUV’s and I cant see how to back up or go forward thanks to them.

    My car is a late model sedan and people seem to enjoy banging their doors against mine.

    I had a lady hit me on the side of my car two or three times in a parking lot with the door of her Lexus SUV as she was getting out. I rolled down my window and said to her if you hit me again I am going to need the name of your insurance company. She cursed me and I took evasive action and moved to another part of the lot.

    This car action was in a very upscale area of the Nations Capitol. General Colin Powell had parked his corvette nearby and let me take a picture of it. I recognized him and as a veteran I was honored to shake his hand. What a great guy, should have run for President. Maybe to smart for that.

    In this holy area, I am always running into, the great and near great people of DC. Roger Mudd, Mrs. Chaney, the Kennedy family, Supreme Court Justice Kennedy, Redskin players and Coach Zorn and more local celebrities and such in this area.

    You have to be careful these days, too many people are crazy. Remember sports fans, ten percent of the population is driving drunk or on drugs. Don’t take them on. Relax, people, it is only a parking space.

    Cool out people,

    The old Sarge

  9. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, almost 2 years ago

    Here in a FLA Publix Parking lot. I wedge myself between a giant jacked-up redneck F250 and something else that left
    me space enough to park in a jammed lot across a line, and me with enough room to squeak out of the car.
    When I got through groceryin’, I come to the car to find it alone with a note under the windshield wiper telling me what a nice job I did parkin’ and what a (rectal opening) I was. This kind person had taken all the time and trouble to tell me all about myself by digging up some writing paper, to scribble a misspelled note and ‘flame’ me, telling me how to park. Me, who can parallel park in four moves… .
    I got a big laugh out of it and it’s one of my ‘treasures’ I’ll keep until the day I die.

  10. Tdog123

    Tdog123 said, almost 2 years ago

    :)

  11. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, almost 2 years ago

    @waykirk

    Great story! I commend you for not sneaking back over to that SUV and pulling the valve stems from all four tires.
    Envy you the Colin Powell meeting.

  12. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, almost 2 years ago

    I once, not meaning to, made a left turn just as the light changed in front of a cab. The driver was very upset, turned around and came after me. It was early in the morning and still dark, and his lights were shining in my rear window. I reached over toward the glove compartment, as if I was reaching for something, and he pulled off and went the other way. I didn’t have a gun, but it was my intention to appear to be reaching for one and he bought it. Road rage can kill.

  13. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, almost 2 years ago

    Then maybe you won’t mind so much when you come out and find your tires slashed. You’ve got a great parking space.

  14. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon said, almost 2 years ago

    The old man might not want to engage in a fist fight, but I’m sure it’d be easy for him to exact a price in other ways. Wanna take that chance, especially for being an a$$hole in the first place?

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