Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich
- January 27, 2013
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Dogs, bosses, garden slugs, who sits next to who at Thanksgiving, cheating at golf, fretting the night away, carping couples on long trips, eating over the sink, toenail clippings, cosmic order, hairballs, flop sweat, coughing into one’s elbow, clogged pipes, clogged arteries, parking crooked at the mall.
That’s what real life is all about. And that’s what Real Life Adventures is all about.
For nearly two decades, Lance (Aldrich) and Gary (Wise) have drawn, and drawn from, the everyday stuff that we all slog through.
And on any given day, they like to think their little square slice of life is a nice change from the rickety roller coaster the rest of the world seems to be.
Want to share your life’s goofiosity with them? Just post here.
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Comments (6) (Please sign in to comment)
win said, 4 months ago
Love ’em and leash ’em.
gmartin997
said, 4 months ago
I’m afraid Donna and I wouldn’t get along. I didn’t do that for my mother and I certainly didn’t do it for my wife. I go where I wish.
kcycrs said, 4 months ago
@gmartin997
And how many times have you been divorced, again?
yaakovashoshana said, 4 months ago
@gmartin997
While out shopping recently, I saw a woman tiredly pushing her basket. She was being followed by an old man on one of the store scooters. He was spewing demands and complaints. Once again I thought, “Thank GOD I don’t have one of those at home.” (No scooter and no old men.)
msowards said, 4 months ago
His leash is tied to a spot you can’t see.
gmartin997
said, 4 months ago
@kcycrs
I’ve been married twice and divorced twice; 20 years of aggravation was enough for me. When I was 4, my mother had to buy a harness and leash to keep me from wandering off when she went shopping, and I haven’t changed for anybody. I do my shopping alone.