Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich

Real Life Adventures

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  1. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    There’s a pub here that is covered in dead Santas and snowmen well into the summer.

  2. htownkev

    htownkev GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Pub? Does that mean you’re in England?

  3. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, almost 2 years ago

    Never thought much about those inflatable decorations until I saw that you can buy six foot tall inflatable Leg Lamps. It is a major award.

  4. MWDog

    MWDog said, almost 2 years ago

    I think inflatable decorations make your house look like a used car dealership.

  5. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, almost 2 years ago

    @MWDog

    Have not seen a flapping arm inflatable Santa yet, but I suppose it could happen.

  6. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    @htownkev

    I am – is that a problem?

  7. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, almost 2 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Depends on what club’s colors you are wearing.
    Went into a pub in Glasgow once as an innocent American tourist and was informed that my attire was unacceptable in a most forthright manner.

  8. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    @rmacprivate

    A Glasgow kiss?

    (For the uninitiated, this is a savage butting on the nose by the forehead of your assailant – also known as ‘nutting’). It is agonising – I have been on the receiving end many years ago when I was accused (falsely) of chatting up another girl’s boyfriend. Her mate followed me into the ladies, nutted me and then smashed my face off the sink. The error occurred because I was wearing a similar frock to the lass who was chatting this bloke up. Now you know the real reason women don’t like to be seen in the same frock.
    I still have the broken tooth.

    I am originally from Sunderland (red and white), but now live in Gateshead, part of the Newcastle area (black and white). There is fierce rivalry between the two cities, so I keep quiet about my origins, and speak little if I am in particular areas (they have a very keen ear for intonation round here).
    Actually, except on match days, it is not too bad.

  9. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    @rmacprivate

    By the way, Glasgow is not in England.

  10. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, almost 2 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    So that explains their funny accent and why their pounds are nor readily accepted in London.

  11. htownkev

    htownkev GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    No problema

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