Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich

Real Life Adventures

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 11 months ago

    My motto is it isn’t time to dust until you have trouble SEEING the table.

  2. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago

    My house is always dust free…

    Until I put on my glasses.

  3. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    I wait until I can’t read the closed-captioning on the television.

  4. cdward

    cdward said, 11 months ago

    I believe the work is no longer “dust” at that point. The correct verb is “scrape.”

  5. finkd

    finkd said, 11 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    No – it’s time to dust when the dust COLLAPSES the table.

  6. underwriter

    underwriter said, 11 months ago

    Story about the composer Brahms – back in the day whem things weren’t so locked up – a friend dropped by while he was out and it was pretty dusty – friend wrote “pig” in the dust on the piano. When Brahms saw him he said, “Thanks for dropping by, I found your calling card on the piano.” (Is that the oldest sighting of “I know you are, but what am I?”)

  7. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, 11 months ago

    Ever seen dust under a microscope? (talk about motivation!)

  8. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, 11 months ago

    @ Coffee….NO, but i’ve seen dust bunnies under the bed…..

  9. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    The technical term for dust is putrified body ash — believe it or not.

  10. burleigh2

    burleigh2 said, 11 months ago

    My motto: “What’s dust?” ;-)

  11. omwae

    omwae said, 11 months ago

    and when you’re hand sticks it’s time for a table cloth. hahah..

  12. sandflea

    sandflea said, 11 months ago

    “All we are is dust in the wind.”

  13. bongoboy

    bongoboy said, 11 months ago

    As Phyllis Diller used to say “I don’t mind my kids writing their name in the dust, but I hate it when they write the date!”

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