Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 06, 2006
Transcript:
Computer: "Balding, oddly shaped middle-aged man with scraggly mustache and 9-year-old car, seeks vivacious, beautiful 20-something woman for long walks with hyperactive barky dog, and all-you-can-eat buffet dinners." Woman: Well, at least he's honest. If you can't get an off-line date, what makes you think you can get an online date?