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Nov 18, 2000
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Man: Here's the old coat, just put it anywhere. I plan on taking a better one when I leave. Ha! Ha! Ha! Hey, is that a Firestone under your shirt? Ha! Ha! Ha! How're those cooking lessons going, Shirley? Hope you've learned a little since last year. Ha! Ha! Ha!  Woman: Don't worry, Shirley, I'm here to save the day in the kitchen.  Child: Mom! Cousin Tyler just put something down the toilet. They're coming from here. They're coming from there. They're coming to eat and sit in your chair.  You have to be nice. You cannot be rude. You must be familial and give them your food.  Their kids will throw tantrums and poke at your cat. They will snoop in your cabinets. They will point out your fat.  But this is Thanksgiving and they're family, you know. It's nice they could come but when will they go?
Nov 20, 2000
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