Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 9 months ago

    Is he gonna wipe it on one of those buildings? Now that’s a real terrifying monster.

  2. Bargrove

    Bargrove said, 9 months ago

    But I don’t want any of this. I just want to sing…
    (Name that movie)

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, 9 months ago

    Of course most of it may not be standing anymore…

  4. DavidInMaine

    DavidInMaine said, 9 months ago

    What, the curtains?

  5. paullp

    paullp GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Looks more like a ‘take your child to work day’ scenario:
    “Come on, son, Daddy will show you how he destroys a whole city and terrifies the population. Maybe one day you’ll want to be a city-destroying monster like Daddy.” But Junior’s already planning on how to turn the family business into a video game.

  6. gir63

    gir63 said, 9 months ago

    @Notsoastute Well at least there are huge… tracts of Land.

    @D-squared

    Dang too late, I wanted to post the obligatory curtains reference.

  7. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 9 months ago

    @Bargrove

    Mama I Want to Sing?

  8. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Title: The Tale of Sir LauncelotFrom: Monty Python and the Holy GrailTranscribed By: unknown

    As Sir Launcelot, the boldest and most expensive of the knights, lost his way
    in the Forest of Ewing, at nearby Swamp Castle, a celebration was underway.

    Setting: A small garret room in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.
    The King and his son the Prince.

    King: (gesturing expansively out the window) One day, lad, all this will be
    yours.
    Son: What, the curtains?
    King: No, not the curtains, lad! All that you can see, stretched out over the
    ‘ills and valleys of this land. That’ll be your kindom, lad.
    Son: But, Mother…
    King: Father, lad, Father.
    Son: But, Father, I don’t want any of that.
    King: Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin’. When I started
    here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was daft to build a
    castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show ‘em! It
    sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the
    swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then
    sank into the swamp. But the fourth one……stayed up. And that’s what
    you’re gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
    Son: But I don’t want any of that! I’d rather…
    King: Rather what?
    Son: I’d rather…just…sing!……

    King: Stop that! Stop that! You’re not going into a song while I’m here!

  9. Seiko

    Seiko said, 9 months ago

    Daddy, why are our arms so short?

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