Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. JSho

    JSho GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Someone tell me: If the bag will not inflate, why the heck is there a bag?

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 3 years ago

    An additional fee will be collected in the event of a safe landing.

  3. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    I don’t remember what comedian it was but she said the masks don’t really supply oxygen; they’re just to muffle the screams.

  4. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Been flying Southwest lately, Dave?

  5. Alpha Delta

    Alpha Delta said, about 3 years ago

    If you’re on a doomed airplane, does your mother’s concern about you wearing clean underwear cross your mind?

  6. larygene

    larygene GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @edclectic

    Another good one!

  7. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 3 years ago

    @pschearer

    And the seatbelts are just to make it easier to find the bodies.

  8. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    “If you’re flying with a small child, affix your own mask before helping your child. If you have 2 children, decide right now which one you love more.”

  9. Igo

    Igo said, about 3 years ago

    @Alpha Delta

    Yes it does, but as Bill Cosby said “First you say it, then you do it.”
    Clean underwear is then, a non sequitur.

  10. Gee Man

    Gee Man GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Seatbelts are there so you don’t become a projectile and hurt yourself and others in heavy turbulence. In the event of a crash, put your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye…. they have minimal value.
    “In the event the bag does not inflate, don’t worry, you won’t have long to think about it!”

  11. Mike H

    Mike H said, about 3 years ago

    Who needs a mask to tweet?

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