Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. mjm313

    mjm313 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I used to be a happy child, but because of conversations like this, I have groan.

  2. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    GROAN, indeed.

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 3 years ago

    Try counting ants in your sleep.

  4. Slywlf

    Slywlf said, over 3 years ago

    I felt it coming, a felt it coming… and yet I still groaned when it arrived. Good puns will do that ;-)

  5. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, over 3 years ago

    Bad puns are the best puns!

  6. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 3 years ago

    That’ll teach him to get a snootful at bedtime!

  7. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 3 years ago

    Formic! That’s what ant acid is.

  8. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 3 years ago

    Yes. The one with the theme that went:

    “Dead ant . . . dead ant . . . dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant! Dead a-a-a-ant!”

  9. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “The Ant and the Aardvark” from “The Pink Panther Show”.

  10. snarky1941

    snarky1941 said, over 3 years ago

    Isn’t it time for an uncle joke? Of course, that could be very depressing.

  11. chromosome

    chromosome GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    He needs an ant-idote.

  12. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 3 years ago

    @snarky1941

    I only know one bad uncle joke:

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    A pregnant woman is into a car accident and falls into a deep coma, only regaining consciousness after nearly six months. She sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

    The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother — he’s an idiot!” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

    “Denise,” the doctor says.

    The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”

    The doctor replies, “De-nephew”.

  13. Keith Churchill

    Keith Churchill said, over 3 years ago

    nice one :)

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