Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    I knew “see-pee” meant command post!

  2. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Now they know where to go.

  3. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 1 year ago

    That’s the plan, now are urine or out.

  4. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    This has me wondering what the “Attack Cats” are planning.

  5. sandflea

    sandflea said, over 1 year ago

    Better have plan-B for when the snow melts.

  6. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 1 year ago

    Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had an elephant?So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

  7. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 1 year ago

    Does it come with an odor?

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