Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. win

    win said, 5 months ago

    Can I just lick you a little instead?

  2. olddog1

    olddog1 said, 5 months ago

    I know there’s a Softee joke here, but I’m not going there.

  3. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 5 months ago

    Told you she was frigid.

  4. patiodragon

    patiodragon said, 5 months ago

    Agar agar.

  5. PossumPete

    PossumPete said, 5 months ago

    It’s not like he’s hard or anything.

  6. echoraven

    echoraven said, 5 months ago

    @PossumPete

    To do that he may have to spend some time in the freezer….

  7. sandflea

    sandflea said, 5 months ago

    Wonder if their kids have swirls.

  8. sandflea

    sandflea said, 5 months ago

    If they had a threesome with strawberry, they could have a Neopolitan adventure.

  9. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 5 months ago

    …we really do need a “reality check” here.

  10. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 5 months ago

    She needs to defrost.

  11. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, 5 months ago

    i don’t know who has more headaches…me or my wife…

  12. debuggingdevice

    debuggingdevice said, 5 months ago

    Mrs. Softee’s Ice Cream Brain Freeze is the least of Mr. SOFTee’s problems, wouldn’t you say?

  13. rekam

    rekam said, 5 months ago

    @debuggingdevice

    Yep!

  14. wvhappypappy

    wvhappypappy said, 5 months ago

    My lovely wife wraps herself in a cone of silence…

  15. S W

    S W said, 4 months ago

    It should’ve said “let me guess, another brain freeze?”

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