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  1. MortyForTyrant commented on Glenn McCoy 1 day ago

    What is it with these “missing $6b”? Is McCoy laying the groundworks for the next GOP set of lies? Pity I don’t grace Faux News with page hits, I will have to wait until it emerges on a respectable channel…

  2. MortyForTyrant commented on Steve Kelley 1 day ago

    Uhm… You keep ice cream in the fridge. Children go to the fridge as well. I hope it’s in a childproof container, but how do you explain to a child that it can’t have that special ice cream. What do you say to “Why is it so special?”. Endless possibilities for embarrassment…

  3. MortyForTyrant commented on Jerry Holbert 1 day ago

    I hope the GOP learns from it’s 51 votes against the ACA. People don’t like stupid, stubborn losers, period. Engage on the issues, don’t try buzzword politics, the attention deficit syndrome in the American society will thwart that very fast. And the more subjects you try (F&F, IRS, Benghazi, ACA) the worse it gets. One day the public wont even listen if you have – by pure chance – something INTELLIGENT to say…

  4. MortyForTyrant commented on Jeff Danziger 1 day ago

    How do you deal with a barbarian if you consider yourself civilized and the other guy knows it and calls it “weak”? Do we, the West, have to go full colonial (as in “British”) towards him? Instigate some local warlords in Russia to distract him from his borders? Inject spies and saboteurs to cripple his war machine? Have agitators and instigators rile up the masses against his government? Poison water and air and blame it on some industrial “accident”? Find some oppressed minority and make that a thorn in his side? Bind all his forces, resources and thoughts just to keep in power, preventing him from any thought of expansion?

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    As you can see the possibilities are endless, and that doesn’t even include direct action against his family, friends, cabinet members, their families and friends and so on. Sending masked man across a border is a child’s move in the war we could unleash on him, a war he never knew existed or couldn’t understand even if he learned of it’s existence. But we are civilized, right? So we don’t do that, right? Right! Your move, Mr. Putin…

  5. MortyForTyrant commented on Gary Varvel 3 days ago

    One has to unlearn the false French pronunciation of “Colbert”. Actually it’s pronounced like a German name (one of his ancestry lines). This will take some time to sink in for fans like me…

  6. MortyForTyrant commented on Tom Toles 3 days ago

    It was a German programmer who messed this up. He swears to all Gods available that it was an honest mistake, not some ploy by the NSA. Still, chances of Edward Snowden moving to Germany have increased again, it is speculated that the NSA at least knew about the problem but didn’t tell anyone, and Edward might say a word or two about that in the special commission we have established to look into the NSA spying on us, the best friends of America.

  7. MortyForTyrant commented on Scott Stantis 3 days ago

    And that process is called “gerrymandering” and the results are hilarious in some states. Jon Stewart showed a district that looked like the letter “C”, 20 miles in diameter and nearly encircling another district. Stupid!

  8. MortyForTyrant commented on Henry Payne 4 days ago

    Ferrari 458 and Porsche GTR3 also victims of spontaneous combustion. Strange thing in 2014…

  9. MortyForTyrant commented on Jack Ohman 4 days ago

    I quit my job in IT a week before this happened. I’m the luckiest barstud on the planet…

  10. MortyForTyrant commented on Jim Morin 4 days ago

    I think 50th was passed over a month ago. Hard to keep up. One should make a montage of all the votes and air it as an “issue ad” (soft money) :-)