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  1. MortyForTyrant commented on Gary Varvel about 18 hours ago

    I have to wonder how the Taliban think they will endear anybody to their organization or ideology. Major von Dach knew that you can’t fight a guerrilla war without support by the population. Who is going to really support them, not just fear them, now? And fear will not suffice, instead it will strengthen resolve after this act of total barbarism that the world has only seen in Science Fiction movies before.

  2. MortyForTyrant commented on Rob Rogers about 18 hours ago

    Newsflash: Sony has pulled the release of “The Interview” because the hackers threated to unleash “9/11 style terror” on movie theaters.

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    Question: how much does the U.S. spend on DHS and all it’s branches (FBI, CIA, NSA)? How much on the Pentagon? Security, at large and all in? How much, in Dollars and percentage of the GDP?

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    And then some teens, sitting in pajamas in dad’s basement eating Cheerios and using a glorified abacus, can cause multi billion dollar losses to a California company by simply CLAIMING to be able to pull a 9/11 all over again?

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    Money well spend? I don’t think so! In Morty’s America the jack booted stormtroopers would already be trampling their faces into the concrete…

  3. MortyForTyrant commented on Michael Ramirez about 18 hours ago

    Using NASCAR as a backdrop tells me a lot about the Cartoonist…

  4. MortyForTyrant commented on Henry Payne about 18 hours ago

    I still maintain that Henry Payne had a serious childhood incident involving a car. Only trauma can drive a man to use them in 75% of his cartoons. Or laziness…

  5. MortyForTyrant commented on Walt Handelsman about 21 hours ago

    On a submarine? I guess some hyper-Christian GOP guy made sure there would be no lust among the troops…

  6. MortyForTyrant commented on Jeff Danziger about 21 hours ago

    Let’s stay on the ground. What would Warren’s slogan be? “Hope and Change, this time for real!”? Washington eats up all hope and will only change for the worse. You guys need a nice nuclear war or an alien invasion or the second coming of Jesus Christ to get better…

  7. MortyForTyrant commented on Chris Britt about 21 hours ago

    I guess when they tried to put the new heart into Cheneys breast two guys from the Secret Service had to wrangle it to the ground first…

  8. MortyForTyrant commented on Chip Bok about 21 hours ago

    Carpet bombing Dresden, anyone? Or Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Both killed more civilians and less bad guys than drone strikes. But torture… It doesn’t make any SENSE!

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    What you get is a very compliant guy who will tell you everything you like to hear, NOT what the guy knows, NOT what you would need to know. When Cheney created the scenario for the invasion of Iraq he got the CIA to judge and report things that were just plain wrong. Imagine what more twisting of the truth you can do with torture!

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    So then you end up with “intelligence” that is utterly, utterly useless but fits your preconception and the strategy you developed years ago, which HAS to be right, otherwise you would look like an idiot, don’t you. So you divert all your troops to one task, one goal, one country, one man. And the bad guys – who weren’t actually exposed by the torture and are on a totally different strategy – hit you over the head from behind like a ton of bricks while you weren’t looking!

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    What a great plan for a formerly great country…

  9. MortyForTyrant commented on Darrin Bell 2 days ago

    TOO COMPLICATED! Brain hurts… Must sleep with woman to cure… See what you made me do?

  10. MortyForTyrant commented on Bob Gorrell 15 days ago

    As far as I’ve read the last accuser says he fondled her in a Playboy Mansion after getting her drunk in a bar when she was just 15 years old but didn’t report it for 30 years.

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    Right!

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    Even I, a guy from Germany who only knows A LITTLE BIT about America, can’t believe THAT tale!