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  1. MortyForTyrant commented on Glenn McCoy about 13 hours ago

    Math to the rescue:

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    You take a state. You flip a coin. Heads means N/S, tails means E/W. You split the state either way, leaving the same amount of citizens on either side (first iteration). Then you split it the other way (second iteration).

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    You repeat this process until you have enough districts (or a small enough amount of people per district to handle). And I don’t care if a dividing line goes right through your bedroom and bed: you vote in district #12, your wife in district #13, period.

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    After four years you repeat the process, ensuring fairness and foiling those who think they can game the system. Yes, it is costly. Yes, it might be strange to live in a new district every four years. But it is very, very fair!

  2. MortyForTyrant commented on Kevin Kallaugher 1 day ago

    Greece is toast. By the end of the month they will have declared bankruptcy. My only concern is what happens next. Will the Euro rise of fall? How will the ECB react? How will the EU as an entity and individually? Strange times may lie ahead of me and my countrymen…

  3. MortyForTyrant commented on Clay Jones 1 day ago

    LOL! Good one, Clay.

  4. MortyForTyrant commented on Jen Sorensen 1 day ago

    I recently bought a 1999 Honda Civic (with all the trimmings for just $2800, I am the luckiest barstud on earth). Even if placed next to a 2014 Civic it is really small. I love that. Parking is a doodle and when going through tight corners at speed (Autobahn on-ramps) I can easily outrun Audi’s, Merc’s and BMW’s (haven’t taken on a Porsche yet). And if I encounter a cyclist I can give him room to pedal without having to cross the dotted line. I will never understand what people see in SUVs

  5. MortyForTyrant commented on Jerry Holbert 1 day ago

    Jerry quite obviously has never seen a light saber, the first panel is a bit pathetic.

  6. MortyForTyrant commented on Ken Catalino 1 day ago

    Funny and cute! Thank you Ken.

  7. MortyForTyrant commented on Stuart Carlson 1 day ago

    EMP? Remember that power outage in 2005 or so? When 1/4 of the USA lost power due to a cascade reaction originating at Niagara falls? You don’t need an EMP to bring the U.S. grid down. A spanner will do…

  8. MortyForTyrant commented on Steve Breen 1 day ago

    Really hard thing. I don’t want them to drown, I don’t want them to suffer in camps in Africa and obviously they can’t stay where they lived.

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    But:

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    I don’t want them in Germany either. We are still choke-full of “refugees” from the Balkan wars. I know quite a few who could go back, but find it better here despite the “restrictions” (like: no work). These restrictions are not enforcible, so you have a HUGE black labor market here in Germany. Add a few hundred thousand Africans and the Neo-Nazis (NSU, PEGIDA, AfD, Republikaner (ours, not yours)) will take over the country and kick them ALL out, or worse!

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    This is a global problem and requires a global solution. I guess if – let’s say – Peru would be willing to take in their fair share then Germany would be willing to pay for the flight…

  9. MortyForTyrant commented on Lisa Benson 1 day ago

    Cut? The IRS would be happy with just cutting. The current Congress is all about limit, force reports, restrict, meddle, ridicule, disrespect, question and finally ABOLISH the IRS. It’s like 1789 all over again. Fools!

  10. MortyForTyrant commented on Signe Wilkinson 3 days ago

    Osama bin Laden took down (morally, economically, politically) America with 19 guys carrying box cutters. Who tells me that these “refugees” aren’t encouraged by AQ or ISIS to come over in order to destroy Europe by their sheer masses? No, they need to stay put.

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    But:

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    Europe needs to mobilize it’s military strength to FIGHT for these people over there so they can live in peace and prosperity in their OWN countries! We have been complacent far too long, in part because of our history and our way of living. This has to stop, we have to join the world in fighting terror where it originates. And “Death to Belgium” (or Spain, or Italy) doesn’t quite have the right ring, so put on those blue helmets and show that you’re not made of chocolate (or Tortillas, or Parmesan)!

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    And if “the world” guarantees that there will be no stupid Hitler comparisons Germany can do it’s part as well. It happens to be we have to get rid of about 300.000 assault rifles anyway, they don’t fully meet our specs, but the Peshmerga love them. And we recently bought back (!) 100 tanks from the industry that we sold them for some reason (I don’t know, sometimes I feel like I’m on the wrong planet)…