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  1. Unca Jim commented on Rubes about 9 hours ago

    “nice”
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    Ditto..

  2. Unca Jim commented on Real Life Adventures about 9 hours ago

    “What a shame that she’s got no boobs.”
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    Where you been, boy? They ALL have boobs and don’t you forget it. And while you’re down there fumbling around for a thing to say, mention that she’s got the neatest colored eyes and ’where’d you get those nails done’? Conversation starter 101.
    Otherwise, I’ve got nuthin’….
    We’re just XY chromosomes with two legs and a thirst for beer and XX chromosome-ettes !!

  3. Unca Jim commented on PreTeena about 9 hours ago

    Remember a couple/few years ago when Teena and Jeri were hauled off to be fitted for ‘their first bras?’.. Coming from a houseful of sisters, I had to laff. Oh, the DRAMA..!The EMBARRASSMENT ! The JEERING…The tears and finally, acquiescence to a rite of passage that probably had been suffered since the dam things were first invented. My only source of refuge was the barn while ‘these things’ were LOUDLY discussed in the house.

  4. Unca Jim commented on Pluggers about 9 hours ago

    " lots of shopping centers, an upscale mall and (literally) the most congested intersection in the Richmond metro area."
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    I just took a GoogleMap tour of the place and it’s sure complicated-looking ! City Planners musta used the Jackson Pollock method of design !

  5. Unca Jim commented on Pluggers 5 days ago

    “OK, I’m done “tweeting” now”…
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    In the key of D and 3/4 time… Toot-Toot!

  6. Unca Jim commented on Wizard of Id 5 days ago

    Faverite opening stunt; turn jar upside down, whap it downwardly, flatly and firmly on kitchen counter.
    Works every time.
    Doing such generates a ton or more of force that will loosen said cap pretty goodly. Cautions: operation should be done while sober, never done to beer bottles, or cans of flammable fluids/recipes/chemical experiments and never, never swung at arms length…

  7. Unca Jim commented on Real Life Adventures 5 days ago

    I used to keep all my ‘important stuff’ and a coin collection in a safe deposit box until I found that the gov’t had precedence over my executor, thus and so I found a trusted friend that has a tavern with an ancient 700-lb safe out back that really works and for any thievery to take place the thief has to go on an ‘egg-hunt’ with a cuttin’ torch, drills, earphones and a genuine
    friendliness with angry dogs. And even I have to be ‘accompanied’ to my miserly treasures when I want to add a few things.
    The chicken-poop is getting to be distracting, though….

  8. Unca Jim commented on Pluggers 5 days ago

    Since I started eating beans and rice to help clean out the cabinets in prep for a move, I can whistle, don’t tweet, but I sure can ‘toot’ a lot.

  9. Unca Jim commented on Non Sequitur 8 days ago

    “Simply because something is in a cartoon doesn’t automatically means it’s being made fun of”
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    Dam right ! I set and had more than a few beers with the locals in my tour ‘up theah’ in Buck’s Hahbah and can talk like a Mainiac whenever I choose to turn it on. Machias ain’t the end of the world, but if you step up here and look between them two pine trees over theah, you can see it from heah, b’gawd ! Ayup! Keep that India Ink flowin’!

  10. Unca Jim commented on Wizard of Id 8 days ago

    “Besides, as long as there are lawyers, you need hard copy………”
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    You skipped the part about oxygen generation and ‘bowel-wind’…