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  1. Unca Jim commented on Stone Soup 1 day ago

    “They’re” “there” at “their” nearest lakeside..Sheesh…Doesn’t anyone know common English anymore??

  2. Unca Jim commented on Speed Bump 1 day ago

    “Very rey wit you have there.”
    Nice try at anagram humor. I believe you meant “rye humor”…

  3. Unca Jim commented on Rubes 1 day ago

    Why chase ambulances these days? After all, they have TV’s in the ER’s of most hospitals. .

  4. Unca Jim commented on Pluggers 1 day ago

    “Brains need to come with a delete button.”
    The ‘delete button’ is that icon that looks like a birthday cake with a forest fire on its top.

  5. Unca Jim commented on One Big Happy 3 days ago

    “Actually, they mean the kind where the sub-minimum wage workers leave you to wallow on your bed-sores in your own filth while they steal your portable valuables to make enough money to feed their own children for another day.”
    Welcome to Florida. The ‘home’ where my mother died will LONG remember me and the ensuing cleanup of the management and its care of its ‘clients’…

  6. Unca Jim commented on Gasoline Alley 3 days ago

    Slim looks about 12 years old,
    Red hair, light complexion, shaves every day, wouldn’t YOU?? Conan did, and look what happened to HIM, pre-makeup for his show.

  7. Unca Jim commented on Frazz 3 days ago

    in the ’40’s, back-yard tomato sammiches on whole-wheat bread, a slather of sugar and mayonnaise and being chased out to the back porch where the juice could run down off our elbows and nom-nom-nom ! (“git away, cats!!”)
    Odd how tomato plants would mysteriously pop up under the porch next spring wherever us kids et them sammiches !
    Nobody ever said that farm life waz for the genteel.

  8. Unca Jim commented on PreTeena 6 days ago

    On a side note; just when did the ol’ bench-seat disappear??
    Makin’ out in today’s console-equipped travesties is mighty awkward, at best. (cue Archie and Edith)

  9. Unca Jim commented on Non Sequitur 7 days ago

    oooooh don’t get me started on those fools at CenturyLink!!!!!!!
    Yup, me too.. twice a month they snail-mail me to tell me the wonderments of 20mps service and to ‘sign up here’ … They’re all I’ve got via 10mps DSL and that’s good enuf for me. Too much to pay for the inconvenience of a 4AM ‘modem re-set’… (snarl)

  10. Unca Jim commented on Jump Start 7 days ago

    The common thread of most commenters today appears to be that there are both psycho-moms with whips and chains and the “there, there, my child..no ice cream for YOU tonight” types that will never agree on the proper raising of offspring.
    That said, in my recollections of others’ child-raising techniques, there is no Grand Idea that actually works.
    The little bastids are all born individuals as a collection of DNA from thousands of predecessors and it’s Las Vegas odds that you’ll get a good one or a future mass-murderer or a world leader. I’ve no more qualifications than that of any observer and as a parent and/or a caretaker, I’ve had to “dust some drawers” just to emphasize a point or two, but it waz done with a joke later just for them to remember the point or the affair. .
    After all, lil’ kids shouldn’t go teasing bulls or dunking cats in the horse-trough. OBTW, a/o today, only 8 more car payments until my 80th berthday. After that, comes the hard part.