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  1. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 1 day ago

    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A. For fowl purposes!

    Q. Why did the Chicken of the Sea cross the road?
    A. For foul porpoises!

  2. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 2 days ago

    One of Bobby’s keys is so revolutionary it’s called the Trots-key!

  3. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 4 days ago

    1) Bob’s award was for putting Marcel Marceau’s dialogue into Mel Brooks’s “Silent Movie”

    2) RE:the October 24 cartoon—Paris is going for the Pearls, he’s been Before Swine since early 2001!

    I wasn’t near a computer last weekend!

  4. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Wizard of Id 11 days ago

    “Whiskey”, taunted the Irish orator, “Whiskey it is that makes you shoot at the landlords, and miss them!”
    —Carl Sandburg

  5. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 11 days ago

    Perhaps the next thing Paris should clean is Rat’s clock!

  6. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 12 days ago

    It was written into Abbott & Costello’s radio contract that they had to do the “Who’s On First?” routine at least once each season.

  7. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 15 days ago

    @Carl42SG and JP Steve—on 2nd thought, Steph’s probably better off where he is!

  8. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 15 days ago

    Might have been better for Pig and Rat to cast Steph on the river so Pharaoh’s daughter could draw him ou and he could grow up to be Charlton Heston!

  9. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 15 days ago

    Might have been better if Pig and Rat had cast Steph adrift on a river so he could be taken out by Pharaoh’s daughter & grow up to be Charlton Heston!

  10. RipleyKGarfield GoComics Pro Member commented on Pearls Before Swine 17 days ago

    “The only thing we have to fear is Pearls Before Swine itself…”—from FDR’s first inaugural speech (before Eleanor edited it!).