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  1. Ray C commented on Annie about 10 hours ago

    Looks like that airplane is gonna be just one giant coughin’.

  2. Ray C commented on Frog Applause 5 days ago

    If you’re wearing long pants, just run around the building until you’re breathing in short pants. (I apologize, really, but I couldn’t resist. I learned this joke in the third grade and haven’t advanced since.)

  3. Ray C commented on Frog Applause 7 days ago

    Chimney crickets, chimney Jack, you make my heart go clickety clack.

  4. Ray C commented on Brewster Rockit 7 days ago

    I hope he has a permit for this. Also, an environmental impact statement is required. But I’m pessimistic. When there is absolutely nothing, anything is a pollutant.

  5. Ray C commented on Frog Applause 9 days ago

    “Ohh, shucks. It was nothing, really.”

  6. Ray C commented on Tarzan 9 days ago

    Hey, we have to believe it. We just saw it with our own eyes!!

  7. Ray C commented on Frog Applause 11 days ago

    If you like your person, you can keep your person. (As long as the government approves of you.)

  8. Ray C commented on Liberty Meadows 11 days ago

    …and, stay thirsty.

  9. Ray C commented on That is Priceless 13 days ago

    YOU MAY HAVE JUST WON $50,000 A YEAR FOR LIFE!

  10. Ray C commented on Brewster Rockit 13 days ago

    Is the cost of planet-buster ammo an authorized deduction?