Whether State Farm’s Jake or Progressive’s Flo .
Farmers’ Simmons or the Geico Gecko .
They think that by being funny .
They’ll get at more of our money .
But make a claim – it ain’t funny no mo’.
They’re expensive snot catchers. I was glad to see Mattea Roach eliminated last night so that we no longer have to look at their nostril danglers.
Until the repo. A co-worker at a “Rent to Own” store told a story about seizing a TV from a family that sat on the couch watching until the crew took it out the door.
The Medici world was full of intrigue .
The complexity of dancing a gigue .
The slightest misstep could be fatal .
Any life stage death bed to natal .
Woe if you were playing out of your league.
In trying to keep up appearances .
Hyacinth would go to store clearances .
In acquiring more Royal Doulton .
Richard hoped she’d just put a halt on .
And Rose also caused interferences.
Little Jack Horner and Dennis the Menace can join you.
Thank you. You must be the World’s Greatest Fine Print Reader.
Would you like a corner table?
Please decode the message on Dan’s coffee cup and happy Mother’s Day as a cat mom.
Lautrec felt he had little to loose .
That’s perhaps why he drank too much booze .
With the urban underclass .
He would often fill his glass .
And in the brothels he paid his dues.
Whether State Farm’s Jake or Progressive’s Flo .
Farmers’ Simmons or the Geico Gecko .
They think that by being funny .
They’ll get at more of our money .
But make a claim – it ain’t funny no mo’.