Fortunately for me, I’m immune to practically everything, so I don’t have to worry about eating food that I’ve dropped on the floor. Whatever germs it picks up will be dealt with by my superior immune system.
Cats are not the enemy. Dogs are the enemy. The whole reason that dogs do stuff “for us” is to make us complacent, so that we will be weak and lazy for the takeover.
This is why you’re not supposed to point with a finger, you’re supposed to gesture with an open hand.