I have friends who are as nurdy as I am, but I’ve never noticed they smell. Of course, I’m probably nose-blind to my smell, so if they smell like me, I wouldn’t notice.
Before I do something stupid, I pause to see if future me appears to stop me. If future me doesn’t show up, it means what I’m about to do is fine. Or, it means there’s no future me. Maybe it would be better if future me would come tell today me I can do what I’m about to do because it works out okay. Of course, that means future me is going to be very busy traveling back in time to constantly reassure today my.
The unicorn language is a one word tonal language that uses pitch and intonation to convey meaning.