“Coming here illegally doesn’t get them free room and board or money in the bank or any of the rest of what’s being spouted, except what’s free to all,”
Um – does NYC or any other city provide free room and board to all its taxpaying citizens? Nope – only the illegals. Are you unable to see how giving away free stuff to anybody who asks will soon result in an overflow of needy and the bankrupting of the country? Because that’s exactly what’s happening.
And I’m glad they’re human – but an adult realizes that the U.S. cannot support 600,000,000 Central and South Americans coming into our country. That’s why we have laws. If you think the law is wrong- change it. But it’s wrong and unfair to enforce laws against taxpaying Americans while not enforcing them against criminals (yes, every illegal immigrant has broken the law and is thus a criminal, sorry bleeding hearts).
Actually, nowadays, an immigrant just has to cross the border, and they are home free: no tests, just free room and board and education for your kids, all on the U.S. Taxpayers’ dime. Shockingly, there is now forming an endless line of people eager to take advantage of this offer.
You can have a same-sex marriage wherever on earth you like; whether the local government will legally recognize the union is a separate, and rather meaningless, question.
Rat, Pig, and Goat are actually 3 sides of the same person: all of us. Selfishness/Greed, Ignorance/Appetite, and Refinement/Intellect. It’s kind of the same thing James Dickey did in Deliverance and Mario Puzo did in Godfather: taking the different, sometimes opposing, characteristics which we all have in varying degrees, and magnifying them by personifying them in different people.
These 3rd-grade-level puns used to be (thankfully) few and far between, but are becoming more common – several in the last week. Hopefully Pastis just had an off week, and this does not indicate that his creativity has waned.
“Coming here illegally doesn’t get them free room and board or money in the bank or any of the rest of what’s being spouted, except what’s free to all,”
Um – does NYC or any other city provide free room and board to all its taxpaying citizens? Nope – only the illegals. Are you unable to see how giving away free stuff to anybody who asks will soon result in an overflow of needy and the bankrupting of the country? Because that’s exactly what’s happening.
And I’m glad they’re human – but an adult realizes that the U.S. cannot support 600,000,000 Central and South Americans coming into our country. That’s why we have laws. If you think the law is wrong- change it. But it’s wrong and unfair to enforce laws against taxpaying Americans while not enforcing them against criminals (yes, every illegal immigrant has broken the law and is thus a criminal, sorry bleeding hearts).