I would give you the correct spelling of Mrs. Olsen’s name in all caps, with hyphens and exclamation points, but that would be pedantic (not to mention rude).
Kind of a weird joke. For it to make sense, we have to roll along with idea that Caulfield believes what those other people believe. Even in the service of being funny, seems his superiority complex would prevent him from saying it.
Really, Burke? You wonder why there aren’t more saintly, doggedly determined people like Frazz? Hes exceptional! Everybody knows that. That there aren’t more is what makes him that way. By definition.
And Plainwell? You are gilding a very over-loved lily.
The day of miracles has not ceased.