Recent Comments

1. almost 4 years ago on Adam@Home

   Molest a manatee, go to jail!

2. almost 4 years ago on Wizard of Id Classics

   The first person you call is a finance manager. The first question to ask is how do you get paid?

3. almost 4 years ago on Ballard Street

   “I want you should fill this guy fulla bullets, cut his throat, put his feet in a washtub fulla cement, wrap him in plenty of chain then throw him in the bay! Oh, and make it look like an accident!”

4. almost 4 years ago on Adam@Home

   @Silly SeasonGuy told his shrink he dreamed about having a big gold screw in his navel. Shrink hypnotized him to fix the problem. Next day the shrink called to ask him how thing worked out and was told “I dreamed a big gold screw driver came and removed that gold screw and when I got out of bed this morning my butt fell off!”

5. almost 4 years ago on Pluggers

   I’m 83 and I’ve been using AOL since 1988. That’s 32 years. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!

6. almost 4 years ago on Geech

   It’s malfunctioning! Remove and replace whatever is malfunctioning and there you are! But be careful, never force anything. Always use a bigger hammer.

7. almost 4 years ago on Baldo

   Christmas is rapidly becoming a 365-day celebration. So add a lot of water to your champagne and celebrate accordingly. Phooey!

8. almost 4 years ago on 9 to 5

   Reader’s Digest Condnsed.

9. almost 4 years ago on Ziggy

   I thought I was in love once. Turned out I was only constipated.

10. almost 4 years ago on Eek!

    Wait for the blue-flamer out the other end!